Friday, February 19, 2016

Rejected Bath & Body Works Fragrances

Humphrey loves all things olfactory! Much to his surprise, the following were rejected by pervasive soap retailer Bath & Body Works...

Scintilla of Reason
California Callous
Warm Sugared Gefilte
Existential Despair
Autumn Compost
All About Raymond
Tingling Foot
Cactus Flower Caucus
Don’t Touch Me There
Swirling Rubbish
Damp Shi-Tzu
Merlot and Broken Dreams
Eternally Carp
A Thousand Lies
Rush Hour Manspread
Moist Sock
Hipster Beard
Festering Discomfort
Moonlit Chernobyl Glow

Island Leakage